Do you find yourself longing for simpler times? The good ol' days when technology still had a certain mystique, and you couldn't just hop online 24/7 to check out the latest trends? Well, look no further than the Kelvinator.

To the untrained eye, it might seem eerily similar to a refrigerator, but it's so much more. If this glorious 90-second unveiling from the mid-50s isn't enough to convince you it's time to throw out your stainless steel piece of crap and start hitting up antique stores in search of a Kelvinator, you've got some serious self-restraint.

Do you already have an unrefrigerated banana bin? No? Well what are you waiting for?